Cruel
Folk
would like to thank the
following organisations for
their support:
North Norfolk Correction Implements Ltd
Makers of Fine Torture Devices
Inventors of the ShutIt(TM) deluxe scold's bridle
“I hardly used to be able to move without getting it in the neck over something. When she started
going on and on at me to sell my lute collection to pay for some new straw for the floor of the
hovel I knew it was time to act. Since fitting the ShutIt(TM) I haven't had a peep out of her.
Thanks North Norfolk Correction Implements, you saved my marriage!” Mr B, North Walsham.
“MMMmmmmmMM NmmmN FFFfmmmmm nnnmMMM!” Mrs B, North Walsham.
“We used to have terrible trouble from Mingin' Old Milly the town witch, souring the milk,
conjouring up Satan and wotnot, but since fitting her with the ShutIt(TM) she's been
unable to get the incantations out and we've had no trouble at all!” Lord Muckleton,
Mayor of Happisburgh.
“MMMMMMMMMMMnnnn!!!!!” Mingin' Old Milly, Happisburgh Town Witch.
Heavy Oak Engineering of Cromer
Manufactorers of Fine Siege Engines
“The last time that little git Wallace sacked York we had a hell of a time
shifting the little sod. But with five of Heavy Oak Engineering's Dreadnaught
Siege Engines we had him and his woady bunch running back to
Stirling in no time!” The Sherrif of York.
“Bastards! I'd come down there and sort the lot of you
out if it weren't for the fact that Queen Isabella is waiting for
me in that tent over there.” William Wallace.